iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

(via itisrach)

If you celebrate “monthaversaries” we probably aren’t friends in real life

(via chandlerrrsdd)

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

(via rocklikeapartystar)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART. 

HOW DO YOU ENTER?

With perfect love and perfect trust.

GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES:

1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO.

2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK.

3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.

BLESSED BE.

(Source: itsa-trapp, via rocklikeapartystar)

Getting time & a half working today.

Ooooh yes

(Source: twinnytime, via -theuntoldstoryofemilyy)

(Source: filmandlens, via -theuntoldstoryofemilyy)

(Source: pterodactylsftw, via itisrach)