In the American Deep South, we don’t say, “I love you.” We say, “Aw, bless your heart,” which roughly translates to, “Fuck you up the ass with a broom handle,” which is beautiful, I think.
JUST HEARD MY MOMMA SAY “BLESS YOUR HEART”
SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED. I REPEAT, SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED
this is not a drill.
i get really excited when i see people on tumblr that live in florida like YES, ME TOO. LET ME LOVE YOU AND GIVE YOU ORANGES!
stop shaming the selfie!! encourage the selfie!!! you feel cute??? you gosh darn show the cute!! display the cute!!! let everyone see the cute!!! you’re the cutest thing anyone’s ever seen!!!
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast